the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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