Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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