you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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