is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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