so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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