they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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