dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
porn star boner night. come get it.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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