I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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