I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
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