I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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