Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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