I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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