what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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