also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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