How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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