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go home
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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