WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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