I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Hippo gnu deer
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
