The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
there was a trapeze. enough said
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
My penis needs a shock collar
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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