This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I didn't notice because vodka
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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