We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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