You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Did I show you my penis last night?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Randomize
