actually, I'm a sock model
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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