The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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