he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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