I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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