He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Be still, my beating vagina.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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