the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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