All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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