its not stalking. its research.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
How does one acquire holy water?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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