He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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