The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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