To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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