Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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