South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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