found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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