nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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