I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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