i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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