yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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