The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
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