I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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