I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
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