butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
