I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
