I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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