i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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