Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
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