do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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