when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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