I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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