Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Did I show you my penis last night?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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