I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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