Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
The adults are the big ones right?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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