Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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