dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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