I don't usually arrange sex via text message
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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